Directed by Doug Liman
Written by Jon Favreau
jh: 
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So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend to forget about her.
Right.
Well, that sucks.
Yeah, it sucks.
So it's like a retroactive decision then? I mean, I could, like, forget about her. And then when she comes back, make like I just pretended to forget about her?
Right, although probably more likely the opposite.
What do you mean?
I mean, at first you're gonna pretend to forget about her. Not call her, I don't know, whatever. But then, eventually, you really will forget about her.
Well, unless she comes back first.
Mm, see, that's the thing. Somehow they know not to come back until you really forget.
There's the rub.
There's the rub.
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