Written and directed by Todd Solondz
jh: 
keywords: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Lara Flynn Boyle, frustration
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What do you think will happen if I got him uh… professional, you know?
A professional?
Hooker. One that could teach him things. First-timers, you know… break him in.
But, Joe… he’s eleven.
Yeah, you’re right. You’re right. It’s too late. He is what he is. Forget I said anything.
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I let him kiss me one last time, and I grabbed a hold of his neck, and I twisted it backward. And then I had to cut up his body. You know, plastic bag, all the parts. I’ve been throwing it out gradually ever since. There’s still some left in my freezer.
So you did cut off his…
No. I left it attached, I didn’t want to touch it again. I feel so terrible. You must think I’m a monster. But what else could I have done? Anyway, I couldn’t help myself. I hate… sex. I’m sorry, but just the idea of it… of someone all over… inside of me. I know it isn’t right… but can we still be… friends?
Um… I guess. Yeah. Uh, I mean… we all have our… you know… our pluses and minuses.
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