Written and directed by Kevin Smith
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see also: Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jersey Girl, Clerks II
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Excuse me, can I get a cup of coffee? Black.
Can’t you see we’re talking, White?
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Yeah, you’re hired. Mr.. Who are you again?
Lester, Lester the Molester Cocking Stuff.
Wow, that is the best porn name I’ve ever heard, man.
I can have a porn name?
Then I’ll be Pete Jones.
Okay.
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