Written and directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber
jh: 
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
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If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
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Just remember the five Ds of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
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I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I’ve even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we’ve witnessed here. The little team that could, Average Joe’s Gymnasium, underdogs throughout, stand before us, aglow, as true dodgeball champions.
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I told you she was a lesbian.
Wow. Good call.
Hey. I’m not a lesbian.
You’re not?
No. I’m bisexual.
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